$24/month
(for most systems)
is all it takes to keep your system healthy and happy
- Save Lots of Money
- Have Fewer Breakdowns
- Increase the life of your heating & air system
Members of The Alaskan Club have been known to get more likes on Instagram…bigger returns on their taxes…and find four-leaf clovers on a regular basis*
We don’t know if one has anything to do with the other**
*This statement has not been independently confirmed and a bright person like you knows we’re just jokin’.
**Yes we do. They’re completely unrelated. Where’s your sense of humor?
As an Alaskan Club Member you receive:
2 Alaskafications per Year
We don’t just inspect your cooling and heating systems to keep you safe, we Alaskafy ‘em, cleaning and re-calibrating to save 15-25% off your utility bills over the life of your system. Plus, Alaskafied systems last up to twice as long. Do the math. The savings are more than double the cost of the Alaskan club!
Yearly Plumbing Inspection
(Phoenix Only)
Every pipe, faucet, master valve and shower head gets inspected. We catch leaks before they cause a disaster. We’ll also show you how to save on water bills and help pipes last and last and last…
Yearly Drain Treatment
We’ll treat your slowest moving drain each year, at NO ADDITIONAL COST. BIO-CLEAN is…a SAFE blend of bacteria and enzymes that opens clogged drains and lets your water flow. It’s natural, not genetically-engineered and the most powerful drain opener on the market.
Yearly Coil Cleanings
We will chemically clean your outdoor condensing coil. A dirty coil will put a strain on your equipment and is a direct result of 9 out of 10 failures.
24/7 Priority, Same Day Service
Air conditioners and heaters all fail on the hottest or coldest days. Alaskan Club members move to the front of the line, every time, day or night. You’re guaranteed service within 24 hours, or your repair is FREE.
10% OFF Repair
Alaskan Club members pay VIP prices, 10% off all repairs, just because you’re family.
10% OFF Refrigerant
We don’t exclude refrigerant from our repair discounts. If you’re an Alaskan club member, you save on our work and the material cost.
10% Off Duct Sealing
Aeroseal duct sealing reduces up to 98% of duct leakage and seals holes that blow 20-50% of conditioned air into your attic. It more than pays for itself in as little as 1 year.
10% Off I.A.Q. Products
IAQ products purify your indoor air to eliminate allergens, dust, mold and even reduce disease. They can eliminate 99.8% of particles 0.3 microns in diameter or greater so Alaskan club members breathe easy.
No Trip Charges, EVER
You’ll never pay for a technician show up on your doorstep. Once we’re there, you pay reduced Alaskan Club rates on diagnostics and repairs.
100% Replacement Guarantee
Alaskan Club members don’t worry about replacing a system. If your complete system ever does need replacement, we’ll credit the full amount you’ve paid as an Alaskan Club member towards the cost of the new system purchased from us, up to $1500.
Marriage proposal from a member of The Royal Family***
You may have to change your name to something fancy like “Langston” or “Gweneviere,” but for just $24/mo we promise you’ll be treated like royalty (that last part is totally true).
***Never gonna happen.
Facts is Facts
- Cooling and Heating systems last 18% longer on average when they’re routinely cleaned and maintained.
- They run up to 25% more efficiently, saving you money every month.
- They breakdown far less, since 90% of all breakdowns are caused by dirt and dust buildup on systems that aren’t maintained.
- Any repairs cost far less because little problems get spotted before they cause far bigger ones. You’re replacing a small component (0-$500 dollars) instead of a catastrophic failure ($1500 – $3000) or more.
- Tank Water Heaters last 50-100% longer when regularly flushed
